Last week, Mom and I were shopping in the Greenwood Mall and were in Macy's at this particular time! We were walking by the fragrances and I absolutely hate it how they "hound" you when you are trying to walk by them. I saw the perfume that Jonathan bought me last Christmas that I absolutely "love" and decided to squirt some on myself! The fragrance is "Juicy Couture" and it was fairly expensive so I used it sparingly all year and just ran out this month! (Pretty good for me, I usually run out in May or June!) Anyway, I grabbed this very small bottle of this particular perfume, gave myself a squirt and said, "I just love this stuff, it smells so good..." to my Mom! A sales lady saw me, came over to me and said, "Would you like to try the "real" perfume in that scent? You just tried on the "doggy scent!" In disbelief, I said, "What? They make this stuff for dogs now?" She proceeded to show me that it was in a dog bone case and they have a "set" for $55.00 that you can buy for your dog so you will smell alike!!!! I cannot imagine ever buying perfume for a dog and especially that expensive of a set! I told the lady that I had the "real" stuff at home and said my goodbyes quickly! Boy did I feel good smelling like a dog for the rest of the day!
"People" Juicy Couture
"Doggy" Juicy Crittoure
See how I made the mistake???
10 comments:
Ok, that made me LOL! :) I know it smelled the same but thinking of you wearing "doggie perfume" just gave me a laugh!
That is too funny! Now if you have a line of dogs following you home, you will know why, HA! --When we moved to the country we decided Talon needed a dog, so...Jerry found an ad for a FREE dog on the board at work. This stupid thing was SOOO spoiled! He came with his own toothbrush, along with poultry flavored toothpaste, puppy perfume, a brush and some other odds and ends. UGH!!! Needless to say, we NEVER used the toothbrush and toothpaste on the stupid thing, he went to his grave with un-kept teeth/gums, LOL!
The really bad thing was after Karen sprayed the doggie perfume on she starting hiking her leg every time she walked by a tree...it was embarassing!!
He he he! That is too funny! I think you probably ought to yap in a high voice & bite Jonathan's ankles for the comment.
He was just worried that I might pee on his tires! HA Ha!!!
LOL at Jonathan!
What a hoot!!! This made my day! If I can't give more hints tomorrow before I leave I will post something from my sister's.
(Let's hope she's housetrained...)
Between you guys bantering and Gene and Angie, Tony's and my laughter nearly woke our sleeping daughter! In the future, I shall refrain from reading either of your blogs at bedtime :) lol!
I LOL when I read Jonathon's comment. Your post was too funny also. Actually, I think having doggie perfume is totally nuts! Is this made to cover up bad doggie breath? Hopefully, Santa will bring you more of the "real" stuff for Christmas. :)
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